On a cool and lazy Tuesday evening after a huge dinner at good ole Spize, we proceeded to pick up the car after the threats of the chao-pai uncle slapping a big fine on the SLK for parking outside Spize....
As we approached the car and I opened the car door..........i thought i saw shitloads of bird droppings near the car spoiler.....then i froze....literally....closed my door and started walking frantically to the back of the car......my worse nightmare came TRUE! .....the THIRD (i emphasize) time Lizzy came parking on my car and staring at me through its black beady eyes. This time it was an odd looking one.....like i mentioned...bird droppings...or like a small odd shaped rough branch...it was also clumsy as hell without the speed of the usual house lizard.
Luckily...Nono was shielding me as she was getting into the back passenger seat....she also froze and ran with me to the back...by this time i was rambling on and on...Bobo was like looking at me going...."what? what? what?" After finding out why we had such looks on our faces, she proceeded to try and look for something to chase the lizard away...she said "ok....i will find a palm leaf and try to flick off the lizard"...but time really slowed to standstill and it seemed that we were in matrix slow-mo action.
Then came the HERO named Lionel.......who walked past us and went: "hey girls! everything alright...?" And yes......girls being girls....or rather me and nono just went: "there's a lizard on the car!" And Lionel tried to flick Lizzy off with this handphone antenna (come to think of it...he had quite a long antenna!!! wondering if it was even a phone) but he went round the car once and Lizzy was still happily on my car!! Finally I think Lionel decided using his bare hands (a brave man indeed!) was the best way to chase Lizzy away...and finally Lizzy went back to where it belongs...the bushes!
Man...was i thankful....u know they always say that the thing you hate most always pops up in your face....Lizzy has been around on 3 different occasions.......wah liao...i wonder how many more!
Anyways...Bobo being bobo.....asked our hero "excuse me! are you single?" hahahaha....think we caught him off guard and he said...huh? again bobo went "are you single??" he went "yes! but i have friends" Using her "I love my friends" instincts....she asked him for his contact number....and guess what?????? He gave it to us....JIAN NAN REN........but he was cute lah...so never mind...forgive...hahaha....
And to end off the whole incident....we made a U-turn to Spize again......wind down our windows and gave him flying kisses for saving us from the terrors of Lizzy!
Hahaha.........no lah!!!! we not so HU LI JING............we just said BYE LIONEL!!!!!! Our hero.......something to share on our next gossip session!
Tune in next time for the return of the Lizard Hero!
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